CHISELED GAY PIRATES

You are a CHISELED GAY PIRATE. You sail the SEXY SEAS with your CHISELED GAY PIRATE FRIENDS on the SS HOMOSEXUAL.

GAYBEARD, the fruitiest pirate on the SEXY SEAS, has hidden his legendary stash of GAYBLOONS on RAINBOW ISLE. 

However, STRAIGHTBEARD and his crew of HOMOPHOBIARATES have sworn to steal the GAYBLOONS for themselves. 

You’re going to KICK THEIR BUTTS and STEAL THE GAYBLOONS for yourself.

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This is a two-page game about being chiseled gay pirates! It's meant to be a oneshot played over an hour or two. You'll need something to serve as tokens (pennies, rocks, paperclips), a willingness to get a lil silly, and 2-4 similarly gay pirate interested friends to play with. 

Game and art by me! Thank you to Jay's Brewery for giving me the motivation to make this, and thank you Em for reading it over and giving me advice. Fonts are Pirata 1, Celandine, and Ibarra Real Nova.